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This will be the story of a lady who ordered a
cashmere top & pants from China.
What could go wrong?
The attraction is slick photography and a reasonable price.
The drawback is very slow arrival time.
Typically, by the time it arrives, you have forgotten the order.
I had ordered size large even though I can wear a medium,
to allow for tinier Chinese sizes. The time comes to try on.
The pants fit but with no extra room, at all. Next, the top.
I was determined even though it seemed way too snug.
I pulled the long tunic into place and checked the mirror.
It was, in effect, a tourniquet. I started taking it off.
I need to mention both shoulders are destined for surgery.
The right, in particular, is painful, in need of cortisone. (1/16)
I pulled it 3/4 up but it was so tight, it was stuck.
A precarious situation, at best. I live alone, so no rescue in sight.
I finally called WonderWoman. I said, "Hi, what are you doing"?
She said she and Superman were on their way to lunch.
I explained my dilemma and heard SM laughing.
They made a mercy detour, arriving in 15 minutes.
Luckily SM stayed in the car, as it was not a pretty sight.
Wonderwoman had me raise my arms and with
her WW strength pulled it up and over my head.
Freedom.
1 comment:
You are so lucky to have Wonder Woman and Superman in your life. You were saved and your blood flow returned to normal! I really like how you framed the image. It has a vintage look. :-)
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