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Possible reasons why you men are the happier gender?
• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.
• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• Wrinkles add character.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You never skip a gas station restroom because its too icky.
• Same work, more pay.
• You don't have to stop and think of which way …
to turn a nut or a bolt.
• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100.
• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• You know stuff about engines.
• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You can open all your own jars.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Two pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You almost never have strap problems in public.
• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• You can play with toys all your life.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.
• You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can Xmas shop for 25 relatives on 12/ 24 in 25 min.
No wonder men are happier?
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