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| detail of "Help me": collage, junk mail, ink, pastels on banana leaf paper journal |
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One of my favorite WW stories ...
as mentioned yesterday,
Superman and WonderWoman have recently taken up golf.
It reminded me of back when my Grandhunks were little hunks,
about age 6, 5 and almost 4, they took golf lessons.
Maybe 14 years ago ...
their parents took them to the club driving range to practice.
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| GH #3, 2004 |
WW, who is blessed with her Dad's athletic ability,
picked up a club and hit the ball a mile.
The club Pro noticed and came trotting over,
saying, "Are you interested in taking up golf?"
WW replied, "Nah, I just like to hit things."
Coaches & teammates on her volleyball, softball teams
and friends in the dojo would probably agree.
82 degrees, Sunny, Santa Ana, CA.
A smile for Tuesday ...
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS
GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS
AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE
CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO
SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT
BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND
WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT
GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID
FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL,
I'M GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE
WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE
WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE?
I'LL HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH,
I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP
AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED
AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO."
