Day 957: I've been saving this for just such a day!

Floral,  photo and paper collage, digitized

When showing up to do this blog daily …

957 days in row, as I've said, they can't all be gems.

Some days the engine is running on fumes.

So, I have been saving the smile below for just such a day.

Some of you only come for the smile anyway, right?

Let me know if it worked?

A smile for Tuesday.

Possible reasons why you men are the happier gender? 

• Your last name stays put. 

• The garage is all yours. 

• Wedding plans take care of themselves. 

• Chocolate is just another snack. 

• You can never be pregnant. 

• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 

• You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

• Wrinkles add character.

• Car mechanics tell you the truth. 

• The world is your urinal. 

• You never skip a gas station restroom because its too icky.

• Same work, more pay.  

• You don't have to stop and think of which way …

 to turn a nut or a bolt.  

• Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. 

• People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 

• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 

• One mood all the time. 

• Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 

• You know stuff about engines.

• A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 

• You can open all your own jars. 

• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 

• If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.

• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 

• Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. 

• You almost never have strap problems in public. 

• You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 

• Everything on your face stays its original color. 

• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 

• You only have to shave your face and neck.

• You can play with toys all your life. 

• One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 

• You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.

 • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. 

• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 

• You can Xmas shop for 25 relatives on 12/ 24 in 25 min.

 No wonder men are happier?