Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Day 957: I've been saving this for just such a day!

Floral,  photo and paper collage, digitized

When showing up to do this blog daily …
957 days in row, as I've said, they can't all be gems.
Some days the engine is running on fumes.
So, I have been saving the smile below for just such a day.
Some of you only come for the smile anyway, right?
Let me know if it worked?

A smile for Tuesday.

Possible reasons why you men are the happier gender? 
Your last name stays put. 
The garage is all yours. 
Wedding plans take care of themselves. 
Chocolate is just another snack. 
You can never be pregnant. 
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. 
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Wrinkles add character.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. 
The world is your urinal. 
You never skip a gas station restroom because its too icky.
Same work, more pay.  
You don't have to stop and think of which way …
 to turn a nut or a bolt.  
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental - $100. 
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. 
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. 
One mood all the time. 
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 
You know stuff about engines.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. 
You can open all your own jars. 
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. 
If someone forgets to invite you, they can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. 
Two pairs of shoes are more than enough. 
You almost never have strap problems in public. 
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. 
Everything on your face stays its original color. 
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. 
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. 
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. 
You can wear shorts no matter what your legs look like.
 • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. 
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. 
You can Xmas shop for 25 relatives on 12/ 24 in 25 min.

 No wonder men are happier?

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